Joke Wednesday

Everyone knows Pine Cove is seriously fun. But did you know that Wednesdays at family camp are seriously funny? During lunchtime halfway through the week, we pass the mic over to some of our littlest campers, who get a chance to share their favorite jokes with the crowd. They don’t always make sense, but they always make us laugh! Check out a few of our favorites below, then share your go-to joke with us in the comments!

What is round, hairy, and wears sunglasses? A coconut on vacation!

What do you call a pile of kittens? A Meowwwtain!

What do you call a fake noodle? An IMPASTA!

I was attacked by a 1,3,5,7 and a 9. The odds were against me.

What did the zero say to the eight? Nice belt!

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No I-Deer!

How do astronauts build a rocket? They planet!

What’s a pretzel’s favorite dance? The twist.

Why isn’t a nose 12 inches? Because then it would be a foot!

What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between you and me, something smells!

What do you call a pig that knows karate? PORK CHOP!

What do you call a sleeping dinosaur? A dino-snore!

What musical instrument is found in the bathroom? A tuba toothpaste!

How does a scientist freshen up her breath? With experi-mints!

Why did the pirate take so long to learn the alphabet? Because he kept getting stuck at “C!”

What do you call a shoe made out of a banana? A slipper!

Who cut Luke Skywalker’s hair in Star Wars? Darth Fader

What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken sees a salad!

What did the mama cow say to the baby cow? It’s pasture bedtime!

Why is Cinderella bad at soccer? Because she always runs from the Ball!

When does the dentist go to the dentist? Every day!

The Ones That Make Us Laugh… Even if They Make No Sense!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Interrupting. Interrupting who? I love you.

What did the shark say to the minnow? Nothing because he already ate it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it ate blueberries.

Why did the hamburger have disgusting cheese on it? Because if the kids ate it, it would taste bad.

Why did the ballerina cross the road? To get her diapers.

What if I was a giant and I ate a house because I wanted to?

What did one cow say to the other cow? I cow you!

Why did the dog go to the middle of the road? Because he swallowed a suitcase.

Why did the peas eat the pod? Because they didn’t know what they were doing!