Staff Favorites: Dad Jokes

In honor of Father’s Day, we asked our staff one important question: What is your best, cheesiest, and all-time favorite dad joke? As expected, the responses were equal parts hilarious, corny, and surprisingly clever. From cows and hot dogs to barber queues and interrupting cows, our staff delivered some truly classic dad humor. Grab a seat, prepare for a few eye rolls, and enjoy some of our favorite jokes from around the Cove!

 
“What do you call a cow with three legs? Lean beef!
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef!
What do you call a cow in a tornado? A milkshake!”
– JD “Rambus” Moore, Ranch Camp Director
 
“Why was the coach yelling at a vending machine? He wanted his quarterback.
What did one plate say to the other plate? Lunch is on me.
Why do hamburgers love young people? They are pro-teen 🙂 
What does a cloud do when it gets an itch? It finds the nearest sky scraper.
What’s the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly-dressed man on a bicycle? Attire.
Did you know that of all the inventions of the last 100 years, the dry erase board has to be the most remarkable. 
What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts? A barberqueue.
Make sure your kids never date a tennis player. Love means nothing to them.” 
– TJ “Philly” Connor, Executive Director of Texas
 
“My two standard ones:
Why don’t dinosaurs talk? Because they’re all dead! 
 
Me: Knock Knock
You: Who’s There
Me: Interrupting Cow
You: Inter…Me: MOOOOOO!” 
– Rob “Change Up” Harris, CPA, Controller
 
“A pastor, a priest and a rabbit walk into a health clinic. The nurse asks ‘What is your blood type?’ And the rabbit replies, ‘I’m probably a type-o’…”
– Jason “Technical Fowl” Koert CTS, AV Manager
 
“So your vet won’t tell you this, but if your dog is running a fever, then you need to get some mustard, because that’s always the best thing for a hotdog!” 
– Justin “Pig Deal” Halferty, Sr. Director of Camper Acquisition and Registration
 
“A slice of pie is $2.50 in Jamaica and $3.00 in the Bahamas. These are the Pie rates of the Caribbean.”
– Alyssa “Flee-on-huh?” Andreone, HR & Benefits Generalist  
 
“There are two fish in a tank. One fish turns to the other one and goes, ‘Any idea how to drive this thing?’”
– Valerie “Ouch Potato” Morby, Senior Content Manager